i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
Ah yes time for all the “White lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes” statuses because nothing says winter like cocaine.