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The Spiffy Kitten
Derivative of the British related term " spiffing. "
A fun way of expressing general satisfaction with a thing/situation/person in a sort of spiffy way

"Oh Jane! You're so SPIFFY!"
"I got some new boots yesterday. They are SPIFFY!"
"Ah...everythings so SPIFFY today"

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(Source: waverace64)

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

(Source: dntdodrugs)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

ARTIST: Ashley Tisdale
ALBUM: Headstrong
TRACK: He Said She Said
PLAYS: 128,513

langsettte:

killyourdadclub:

watchthemslay:

pancakeradio:

Ashley Tisdale | He Said She Said
Headstrong (2007) 

That harpsichord in the beginning always slays me, never fails to blow my mind, she was so ahead of her time.

This was so scandalous when oiy came out

i still know all the words to this. a fuckin BOP if i ever heard one 

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meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

(Source: meowoof.com.au)

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

(Source: matthewsagan)

silverluminosity:

I was sitting in class and I was totally not paying attention at all but then I suddenly heard some girl say ‘it’s not romantic love, it’s not like the love between a man and a woman’ and my head snapped up like there’s been a disturbance in the force

someone is being heteronormative

crewdlydrawn:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”