what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
when the hairdresser tries to make small talk
because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals
I was sitting in class and I was totally not paying attention at all but then I suddenly heard some girl say ‘it’s not romantic love, it’s not like the love between a man and a woman’ and my head snapped up like there’s been a disturbance in the force
someone is being heteronormative
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”